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Star Light, Not So Bright
This bad idea definitely takes the cake. We hope she is on the phone with a tattoo removal clinic because the Milky Way looks pretty awful tattooed across half of her face. This proves that you should definitely try your tattoo out in sharpie first before permanent ink.
A Millennial’s One True Love
Apparently, posting pictures of avocado toast on social media was not enough for this millennial. Permanent ink of a full-color avocado surely made it a lot better. We just lost our appetite for avocados forever.
Oh, Marilyn.
Marilyn Monroe is a timeless style inspiration icon. Though this tattoo was pretty clearly intended to be of Marilyn Monroe, something went horribly, horribly wrong. Why she looks likea decomposing corpse will remain a mystery.
Aaron Carter’s Comeback Attempt(s)
Seemingly in an endless downward spiral lately, Aaron Carter has resorted to some provocative attempts at continuing his musical career. His Medusa tattoo definitely takes the cake as the most desperate. When he announced this piece of art to the social media world, he captioned it “IM THE BIGGEST THING IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW. I CANT BE DENIED”…whatever you say, Aaron.
Two-Headed Monster
We admire this man’s love for his child (?) but the dark, high-contrast portrait on his left cheek probably is not the best way to show his love to the world. We’re embarassed for this child.
Die-hard Fan
Obsession over a favorite band is amongst the most conventional and understandable. Childlike sketches of the band’s members in a full back tat is neither conventional nor understandable. This man took it too far.
Feeling Fresh
We’re fairly certain this photo is listed under “mistake” in the dictionary. This ink is clearly fresh with plenty of irritation and bruising around the tattoo, but there’s no way this person is feeling fresh.
Arms’ Length
Picture this: a man who has enjoyed a career in technical support is so fed up with getting asked the same questions repeatdly for years that he tattoos the exact correct answers all over his arm. When he is asked a FAQ, he just has to roll up his sleeve, literally. We hope this is working out for him.
Here’s My Mixtape
As we’ve mentioned before, we understand obsession over a favorite band or artist. Music can mean a lot in a person’s life. We don’t however, think that is an excuse to tattoo a list of your favorite artists on your arm. Also, what’s with the Jesus fish?
A Disgrace
Seriously, how much effort does it take to spell-check before tattooing permanent ink on your body? Bon Jove would not be proud.
#1 Fan
We hope this is for a friend running for senior class president and not Jeb Bush, that’s all we have to say.
I Mustache You…
What were you thinking? At least this guy has other face tats to complete the look.
Hot Dog Fonz
We understand the reference here. Is this person such a hot dog purist that they only support mustard on hot dogs? We’re disappointed in the lack of love for ketchup here.
Vegan
Refusing to eat meat or meat products may be en vogue, but apparently that is completely important to this woman. Same goes for being fit or having attractive or well-planned tattoos.
Bike Wreck
This person should have kept his or her training wheels on a little while longer. This tattoo was poorly planned, to say the least. Once again, it should have been drawn in sharpie for a trial run in public.
Free The Tat
We have to admit, the tat is a nice touch to clarify the “bull” in “bull-ring” for his nipple piercing. We hope to see more of this guy’s progressive tats soon.
Eye Want My Dad!
Why this woman has such a bizarre shape covering half her face may forever remain a mystery. We do find it unfortunate that her baby’s first view is such a strange mark on its mother’s face.
“Roo” The Day!
Hats off to this guy for his Aussie patriotism. But, please, for our sake, not “shirts off”.
Disabled Nipple
So either this guy is making fun of disabled people or he is disabled himself and enjoys flashing his status.
Stuff of Nightmares
We are well aware of just how bad Britney’s meltdown was. It was truly horrible. Somehow, we don’t remember acne growing in her teeth. This just makes us ask: “why?”.
We Can Think of One
Understandably, this person likes to wear their beliefs on their arm. We suppose this includes a horribly tacky font for the world to see. Right on.
Ninja Turtles!
Michelangelo looks just as surprised to be on this guy’s schnozz as we are to see it there. Yikes.
Feeling Blue
The tattoo is one thing. Maybe he had an unfortunate tryout with the Blue Man group. The eye piercing, on the other hand, has no explanation.
Tyson
Your favorite boxer rocks a facial tribal tat. If we were ever going to mess with him, we won’t now!
Chilly Willy
This guy is cold as ice. He’s willing to sacrifice your love.
Soup Pit
Armpit tattoos: never a good idea. Vegetable-inspired tattoos: also never a good idea. What if her body odor smells like onion so she was playing off of that? Brilliant.
Pinch It Hard
As far as punny tattoos, this one is gold.
So, Basically, I’m Monky
So this, this is the evolution of a tattoo. We think this guy forgot to add himself between a neanderthal and man.
Etch-A-Sketch
So this woman has an etch-a-sketch drawing of half of a naked woman on her forearm. Nothing to see here.
A Tribute
We admire patriotism and respect for prior generations. This girl took it much to far by permanently blasting old military planes on her chest.
Soulmates
Nothing says true love like having your lover’s (lovers’) name(s) on your arm in a 2nd grader’s handwriting.
What
We feel bad for this chick. What are the chances she finds a significant other who finds this amusing? Slim to none.
No
Just, no.
Happy Man Boobs
That’s exactly what this image says, top to bottom. Seriously, how many people can make these life-altering decisions via body ink?
Don’t Do It
We know Nikes have been popular for years. We do not know that this tattoo is the best idea to show support of the trend.
Colorful
If this isn’t proud race-inclusivity, we don’t know what is.
Favorite Chair
We all understanding have a favorite chair. We do not understand printing the likeness of a chair on your forearm.
Right On
We concur. This person 100% should have planned far ahead.
Pit Crew
NASCAR rednecks are the kings and queens of tacky. Proof is here.
Education is a Blessing
What this person needs is precisely skool. Scool. School.
Cookie Monster?
We’re not too sure what this little guy is but he makes us say “awww”.
Night King
Wait, but this is oddly realistic. Except we don’t remember him pulling a Voldemort and hitching a ride on the back of someone else’s head.
Dictionary Definition
Yep, this guy got his tattoo right.
Nothing is Priceless
So, it’s true, anything can be bought for a price.
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Literally.
*Not Quite Famous
We suggest a correction to this tattoo.
Game On
What does this even mean? Why does this girl’s navel look like a question mark? We have so many questions.
A Lost Bet
Seriously, with this profession, this guy shouldn’t have taken on such a bet.
Check
We’re willing to bet he or she most definitely does.
We might “juge” for this tattoo
We hope that “God” is also illiterate. Otherwise, this tattoo will be more offensive than effective.
Hot Mess
No, scratch that. This is just a mess.
Panda Love
We also love Panda Express. Actual Pandas aren’t too bad either, but seriously, why?
Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls
Oh, Rose. You have truly let yourself go.
Silvia
