These Comedic Restaurant Signs are Pure Genius
It can be hard to get customers through a door when you own a restaurant. These restaurants decided to get clever with their signs and we just have to show them some appreciation for their creativity.
This coffee shop decided to throw it back to the Friends era and not invest in getting WiFi. They are now forcing their customers to actually be social or read a book when they visit.
Right Or Wrong
There is absolutely no gray area when it comes to bacon at this restaurant. We just hope their bacon cheeseburger is as good as they make us think it is.
While this sign has absolutely nothing to do with food, it definitely makes you think. It blew our minds, which actually makes us feel inclined to check out their food. Ahh, we see what they did there.
We sure hope this restaurant has their actual hours posted somewhere because this is just confusing. Are they open on Sunday or not? We need to know!
If you’re lost wandering around this city, hopefully you’re lucky enough to stumble upon this sign. It gives some pretty great direction as to where you should go.
Remember kids, the only thing that will never leave you is food. Any type of friendship you have has the possibility of ending. So, drown your sorrows in a big platter at this restaurant.
Let’s hope you are a good person because you may not like what you are served at this restaurant if you aren’t. Karma can be a real B sometimes.
Two Types of People on Valentine’s Day
There are two kinds of people on Valentine’s Day. The ones who are in a relationship and want to celebrate their love. And then the ones who like to get drunk and forget that they are alone.
The Hip Pho
This restaurant’s name is absolutely genius. We want to eat here just to say we had dinner at Pho Shizzle.
Why Do People Run?
Whenever you see someone finish a marathon, they look absolutely beat. We would feel bad for them, but they do it to themselves. At least they can go enjoy a huge meal afterwards.
Soup at the Bar
This bar serves a special kind of soup during the day. It’s called whiskey and it’s actually served in a glass. Okay, it isn’t actually soup.
We feel bad for the employees at this restaurant. They’re going to have to listen to people meowing just to save a few dollars on their order all day long.
This could cause some false advertising lawsuits. Since they lost their “s,” some employees decided to substitute a 5. Now it looks like they offer a 50 foot tall drink.
The hokey pokey is one of the first dances we learn as children. This person was able to break their hokey pokey habit though. They just had to turn themselves around.
This sign outside of a Canadian restaurant just embodies the stereotype that Canadians are extremely nice. They said sorry three times! Three times!
Usually restaurants want to hype up how good their food is. This KFC decided to tell the truth about how uneatable their meals are.
El Arroya really wants to make people laugh when they drive by. So, they put this punny joke on the outside of their restaurant. We will admit that it made us chuckle a bit.
Now this isn’t the nicest sign we’ve seen, but it may be the most truthful. It looks like you don’t need too many skills to work at this Wendy’s.
How many times have you been out with your parents and they complained about a restaurant? Whether it be the food, the cost, or the service, they will always find something to complain about. This restaurant lets their customers know that they have to sacrifice one for the other.
Logos Would Be Better
This restaurant made a menu just for the drinks that they serve. However, instead of using the logos of the sodas, they just put pictures of the actual liquid. It’s a good thing they also specified what it was because it all looks the same.
If you think about it, kids spend more time with their teachers than their mothers during the day. It’s inevitable that one of them will accidentally call their teacher “mom.”
This restaurant sign reminds us that we are not special. We are all the same and the universe doesn’t do things for us. It’s morbid, but definitely a philosophy.
They do say that any press is good press. This restaurant calls out a Yelp review stating that they had the worst meatball sandwich. At least they can take it as a joke.
Something to Ponder
Police dogs do look different than regular civilian dogs. We can only wonder if they slow down when they pass one on the street too.
All is Fair in Love and War
This restaurant is not messing around when it comes to their soup of the day. If anyone needs to feel a little powerful, this is where they should go for lunch.
This coffee shop decided to honor one of their best customers. Rather than just taking up space without buying anything, he bought a cup of coffee, even though he already had one. That’s a good customer!
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have tacos for breakfast. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. No matter what type of food you eat in the morning, it’s considered breakfast.
Helping Each Other Out
When you go to a restaurant, not only do you get to eat, but your money helps the employees eat. So, do yourself and the economy a favor and go out to eat.
Truth About Relationships
This sign sums up the reality of a relationship into just one sentence. It really did hit the nail right on the head.
No Flipping Tables
It’s kind of a given not to throw your table over at a restaurant. However, we would like to know the story behind why this sign is up.
Poetry doesn’t come naturally to just anyone. When this employee had the task of making a unique sign, he really tried his best. We appreciate his honesty.
Gotta Love the Pun
We just don’t understand how some people don’t like puns. While they may make you cringe, they’re still pretty clever.
The Lazy Employee
This employee sure skimped out on his one task for the day. However, it’s still kind of witty, so does that count as completing it?
The Real Question
This may be the hardest “would you rather?” question we’ve ever been asked. It’s definitely thought provoking. It makes for a great ice breaker during dinner.
The Social Vegan
Some people enjoy being isolated and keeping to themselves. This restaurant has a new term for people like that.
This sign will bring you back to the good old days of high school math. Props to you if you can actually solve it.
While this sign really does state the obvious, we can’t help but think how clever it is. We would like to shake this sign maker’s hand.
Well that’s one way to let customers know that they are closing early. Now we just have to sit and twiddle our thumbs while we wait.
This Math Pun
Remember learning about average, median, mean, and range? This sign maker definitely does. He even decided to make a pun out of it.
People get so offended over the littlest things nowadays. This restaurant decided to be politically correct when it came to making their sign. We’re sure it’s still going to offend someone though.
A Drink for All Occasions
It’s kind of funny that alcohol can be used to both celebrate something and drown your sorrows when you have a bad day. This restaurant knows exactly how to end any day.
The worst part about going to a city to try a new restaurant is the lack of parking. This restaurant acknowledges how annoyed their customers can get with the inconvenience with this clever sign.
This restaurant has a strict dress code when it comes to the kind of shoes their customers can wear. It looks like a lot of dads won’t be able to come in for dinner.
A Stab at Hipsters
This coffee shop decided to take a jab at their clientele. We can only hope they thought it was as funny as we did.
Don’t let the grapes go to waste! Instead, get wasted off of them. It’s your civic duty.
Workout or Coffee?
It’s hard getting yourself to the gym consistently, especially when you see signs like this that suggest you get some pie and a latte. Pilates will always be there tomorrow. There’s no guarantee about that pie.
If you’re looking for breakfast, you’ve found it! We don’t know what else they offer, but they definitely serve eggs.
You Want Bacon
This restaurant is = using some serious suggestion tactics to get customers through their door. It’s probably working too because all we can think about is bacon right now.
A Non Bias Opinion
The owner decided to put his own review of his restaurant out on the street to convince people to eat there. We would be more concerned if he advised customers not to go there.
This bar just emptied out a lot of boyfriend and husband’s wallets with this sign. It isn’t the worst way to prove that you love someone though.
Watch Your Kids
It’s annoying when kids run around a restaurant like little maniacs. This restaurant threatens to give unattended kids coffee and teach them bad words. Parents should beware.
Could you imagine having Spongebob as your boss? It could definitely go one of two ways; entertaining or absolutely terribly.
We are often told that the size of things don’t matter, whether it be your body, engagement ring, or whatever. This restaurant strongly disagrees with that statement. The size of your food definitely matters.
This sign placement wasn’t fully thought through. Now it looks like there is a restaurant specifically for cannibals.
No wonder Wendy’s burgers are never frozen. It’s because they use fresh employees to make them. Talk about a high turnover rate though.
Kung Fu Fighting
They do have a point. Not everyone knows kung fu. It still makes for a great song though.
This pizza place decided to use a popular meme for their restaurant sign. It really does make you wonder though. Why aren’t all pizza slices just $1?
We all crave food that is bad for us. However, the key to a healthy lifestyle is balance. This restaurant just has a different definition when it comes to balance.
Verifiable Form of ID
High school kids wouldn’t even know what a Blockbuster card looks like. Although, we would be impressed if someone still had theirs in their wallet to show this bar.
Kid for Sale
McDonald’s has sold a lot of different types of food throughout the years. This is a new, maybe controversial, item on the menu. However, it is only 99 cents.
Admit it, “The Circle of Life” is playing in your head right now. Ours too. Props to this clever sign maker though.
This restaurant won’t shame you for eating two pieces of cake. In fact, they would encourage it. Two slices of cake for everyone!
Well this sign just made our day! Imagine having a bad day and walking by this. Remember, you are special!
Wine Over Yoga
There are two types of friends out there. The ones who want to go out and do things like take a yoga class and the ones who want to sit and chat over a glass of wine. You get to choose which one you hang out with.