Todd Sumamno
Disney movies are genuinely wholesome and great entertainment for kids. They offer sweet stories and teach important lessons. However, as we get older, there are some things we notice that we just can’t help but make inappropriate jokes about. Here are some of the most inappropriate Disney memes we’ve seen on the Internet.
Hangry
If there is anyone that we can relate to the most, it’s Pooh Bear when he is eating his honey. Nobody likes to be in the company of someone who is hungry and angry at the same time.
If The Shoe Fits
If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn’t, let your stepsister marry the man of her dreams and stop forcing yourself into something that will never ever happen.
Close the Door, Please
There is nothing worse than someone coming into your room while you’re comfortably lying on your bed and they don’t close your door when they leave. It’s completely disrespectful, almost barbaric!
Get in Uniform
Ariel clearly did not get the memo that she should color coordinate her seashell top and her tail. She always has been one to stand out in a crowd, though.
Copping a Feel
The animators of Frozen knew exactly what they were doing in this scene. His hand is just a little too close to her bosom area, don’t you think?
Queen of the Forest
You don’t want to mess with Pocahontas. She grew up running around these woods, she definitely knows every rock and tree there is.
Goofy Dance Moves
Goofy likes to get down and dirty when it comes to dancing in the club. He loves to get down to Ludacris and really put his back into it.
Aladdin’s In
When two people love each other… you know what happens next. It’s no question whether Jasmine and Aladdin did the deed.
PMS
Every girl can relate to that one week of the month where her emotions are just a little wild. The island in Moana offers a perfect representation of it.
Rug Parking
He might be a prince now, but he really should learn how to park his Magic Carpet better. He’s taking up two spaces!
Another Take
We’re thinking Sebastian meant something other than beneath the waves when he was singing this song. Talk about a great Disney pickup line.
Honesty is the Best Policy
Leave it a monster to always tell the truth and hurt a little girl’s feelings. Even though Sully is one of the nicest monsters around, he just can’t help but tell the truth about Boo’s drawing.
Ultimate Form of Punishment
It really isn’t that bad to be punished to your bedroom. What is really a punishment is when the WiFi is disconnected. What are you expected to do now? Read a book?
Let Me Sleep
Sure, waking up to the sound of birds chirping sounds lovely in theory. When al you want to do is sleep, though, it’s definitely not what you want at that moment.
Aladdin’s a Player
We met you didn’t know that in the opening sequence of Aladdin, he finds himself in a brothel of women who despise him. Why? Because he’s poor and can’t pay them for their services.
Rub My Lamp
Aladdin definitely isn’t complaining about Jasmine trying to get the Genie out of the lamp. She may wonder why it’s taking so long, though.
Adult Toys
It seems like we don’t really grow out of using toys the older we get. They just change into different types of toys that we use for different reasons.
What’s Happening Here?
Look closely at the drawing to the left of Sully. We’re thinking there is some family drama going on in Boo’s household.
Try Harder
A kiss to bring someone back from the dead has to be pretty darn special. It looks like Prince Charming didn’t have the skills to help Snow White in this case.
It’s Coming
All guys know the look on Simba’s face when a girl they find attractive touches them. They have to do everything in their power to keep this from happening.
Feminist Cinderella
Who knew that Cinderella was such the feminist. She gets to do what she wants, when she wants. Not even a prince can tell her what to do.
Something is Growing
Just because Pinocchio’s nose only grows when he lies, doesn’t mean that’s the only thing on his body that grows. You have to be pretty special to figure out what it is though.
Kiss a Frog
Well, that is one way to look at The Princess and the Frog. Thank goodness he is actually a human prince in the end.
Magic Carpet Ride
Ladies, don’t worry about shaving down there if you don’t want to. Just go to Aladdin. He’s used to riding on a magic carpet.
Ariel’s Lucky Night
Man finds strange naked woman on the beach who can’t talk. He takes her home and she’s happy to follow. Sounds like a good night for both of them.
Did Not Notice That
We definitely did not notice what was actually happening in this scene when we were younger. We can only wonder if the animators knew what they were doing when they made this.
Don’t Be Silly
Grimsby is not here to play with you and your silliness. That is a fork and it should not be used to brush your hair.
Sassy Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell was one of the best female characters created by Disney. She’s sassy, independent, and lets almost every girl relate to her and her moodiness.
Safety First
If someone were to ask you to get on their magic carpet, you would probably wonder about safety and seatbelts and everything. Truth is, Jasmine could die at any moment with Raja around.
Lion’s Play
Nala’s expression is the epitome of bedroom eyes. This is where we all learned that look from when we were younger, we just didn’t know it then.
Whoops
It looks like there are going to be some little lion cubs running around in a few months after this lovely night in the jungle. It’s a good thing they’re soul mates.
Being a Nanny is Hard
When it comes to taking care of children, it can get really difficult. While Mary Poppins is one of the best nannies around, even she has a breaking point.
Simba Doesn’t Listen
Simba clearly is not the brightest lion in the pride. We can only wonder what kind of leader he turned out to be when the movie ended.
Set Her Free
What is a nice thing you can do for a prisoner you’re holding captive? Set them free, of course! It isn’t rocket science.
Getting Frisky
It looks like Nala likes to get a little frisky while hanging out with Simba in public. He clearly isn’t into it.
The Harsh Truth
Unfortunately, the first thing men notice about women are their bodies, not their personalities or voices. Ursula knows exactly what’s going on here.
Meeko for the Win
Every woman should have a raccoon to braid her hair this well. We give ultimate props to Meeko, though. That braid is so perfect!
Why Get Married
There are really only two reasons to get married and Jasmine knows both of them. Either you love that person or they have a ton of money that they want to spend on you. Case closed.
You Got This
Grandmother Willow has a ton of great advice for people. However, she has her own life and things to do. Sometimes people just have to figure out their problems on their own.
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