31 Pregnancy Photos That Will Make You Embarrassed For The Babies Inside

Pregnancy can be an exciting time and many women want to document their changing bodies and baby bumps. It’s all cute and sweet until people like this come along and ruin the tradition for everyone.

Happy Halloween!

It’s a… pumpkin? Congratulations!

2^nd Amendment Rights

This mama doesn’t need to fear – this dad has two huge guns to protect this kid!

Poke

Well this is just uncomfortable to look at. Yikes!

WTF

There are no words for how disturbing this is. It’s like a 4-D ultrasound and K-Mart lingerie photo shoot combined into one terrifying image.

Slam Dunk

We get what this excited new dad was going for, but the result is pretty awkward. Maybe they should do a re-shoot.

His Fate it Sealed

Some people raise their children raise their children so create productive members of society. Others doom their children to the Juggalo lifestyle. Can you put Faygo in a baby bottle?

Roles Reversed

There is way too much to unpack here. Is this some sort of weird, new gender reveal party?

Gas Station Antics

We wonder whose terrible idea this was. His grin makes it look like it was his artistic plan; but her confident pose makes her a willing accomplice.

Is this a thing?

Another air pump in the bellybutton picture? Tacky and unoriginal – 0/10.

Kate Moss

I mean, it’s kind of a cool idea in theory… but it turned out pretty awkward! A+ for creativity.

Middle Aged Fetus

This poor woman is going to have to raise a son with that Benjamin Button disease. Their lives are both going to be a struggle.

Sexy Mama

Who says you can’t be sexy when you’re pregnant? This Playboy Bunny is going to be a MILF in no time!

Creeper

Is the man in the background a random photobomber or is he the father? Either way, this photo is kind of eerie.

Baby Bump Beauty

This bizarre photo would be a million times less creepy if the father had a shirt on – and what is with the feather? This one is pretty uncomfortable to look at as well.

Congratulations?

We don’t know whether to congratulate this mom-to-be on her baby or the giant turkey she killed. Happy Thanksgiving!

Bobby Hill

Nobody in the picture looks too excited for the incoming baby. At least the Bobby Hill kid in the foreground is faking a smile!

Suspend your disbelief

This attractive couple could have made some gorgeous photos. Instead, they opted for this awkward Chip n Dale’s look. The mom-to-be looks slightly mortified.

Ariel Vibes

The murky, shallow waters, the awkward kiss, the mermaid outfit created from a trash bag – this photo has it all. 10/10 for effort.

4-in-1

Why make one incredibly cringey pregnancy photo when you can make it 4-in-1? We don’t think we would be hanging this Christmas card on our refrigerator.

Oh No No No No!

The stigma of being a pregnant bride is fading, and we have seen many beautiful weddings with pregnant brides. However, this dress is just inappropriate for a wedding no matter what! Yikes!

But, WHY?

Just because you can take naked pregnancy photos doesn’t mean that you should. We all know how the baby was made; we don’t need the visual.

Nice Chair

Just because you are having a kid doesn’t mean you can’t still have your kinks; however, we feel like this kid is going to be scarred for life when it sees this picture.