31 Pregnancy Photos That Will Make You Embarrassed For The Babies Inside
Pregnancy can be an exciting time and many women want to document their changing bodies and baby bumps. It’s all cute and sweet until people like this come along and ruin the tradition for everyone.
Happy Halloween!
It’s a… pumpkin? Congratulations!
2nd Amendment Rights
This mama doesn’t need to fear – this dad has two huge guns to protect this kid!
Poke
Well this is just uncomfortable to look at. Yikes!
WTF
There are no words for how disturbing this is. It’s like a 4-D ultrasound and K-Mart lingerie photo shoot combined into one terrifying image.
Slam Dunk
We get what this excited new dad was going for, but the result is pretty awkward. Maybe they should do a re-shoot.
His Fate it Sealed
Some people raise their children raise their children so create productive members of society. Others doom their children to the Juggalo lifestyle. Can you put Faygo in a baby bottle?
Roles Reversed
There is way too much to unpack here. Is this some sort of weird, new gender reveal party?
Gas Station Antics
We wonder whose terrible idea this was. His grin makes it look like it was his artistic plan; but her confident pose makes her a willing accomplice.
Is this a thing?
Another air pump in the bellybutton picture? Tacky and unoriginal – 0/10.
Kate Moss
I mean, it’s kind of a cool idea in theory… but it turned out pretty awkward! A+ for creativity.
Middle Aged Fetus
This poor woman is going to have to raise a son with that Benjamin Button disease. Their lives are both going to be a struggle.
Sexy Mama
Who says you can’t be sexy when you’re pregnant? This Playboy Bunny is going to be a MILF in no time!
Creeper
Is the man in the background a random photobomber or is he the father? Either way, this photo is kind of eerie.
Baby Bump Beauty
This bizarre photo would be a million times less creepy if the father had a shirt on – and what is with the feather? This one is pretty uncomfortable to look at as well.
Congratulations?
We don’t know whether to congratulate this mom-to-be on her baby or the giant turkey she killed. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bobby Hill
Nobody in the picture looks too excited for the incoming baby. At least the Bobby Hill kid in the foreground is faking a smile!
Suspend your disbelief
This attractive couple could have made some gorgeous photos. Instead, they opted for this awkward Chip n Dale’s look. The mom-to-be looks slightly mortified.
Ariel Vibes
The murky, shallow waters, the awkward kiss, the mermaid outfit created from a trash bag – this photo has it all. 10/10 for effort.
4-in-1
Why make one incredibly cringey pregnancy photo when you can make it 4-in-1? We don’t think we would be hanging this Christmas card on our refrigerator.
Oh No No No No!
The stigma of being a pregnant bride is fading, and we have seen many beautiful weddings with pregnant brides. However, this dress is just inappropriate for a wedding no matter what! Yikes!
But, WHY?
Just because you can take naked pregnancy photos doesn’t mean that you should. We all know how the baby was made; we don’t need the visual.
Nice Chair
Just because you are having a kid doesn’t mean you can’t still have your kinks; however, we feel like this kid is going to be scarred for life when it sees this picture.
Another Couple
No judgment on the kinky lifestyle – you do you. But WHY would you incorporate it into pregnancy photos? The trashiness is palpable.
No Words
I have no words because I have know idea what I’m looking at. This is just all sorts of creepy.
MS Paint
Maybe this couple could put their painting skills to another use – like painting the nursery, not this monstrosity.
Equine Aesthetic
This one isn’t as bad as some of them, but it is will pretty awkward to see a half naked pregnant woman in a cape on a motionless horse.
Kind of Sweet
Okay, this one is nerdy as all get out, but for some reason it’s still kind of sweet! The couple that nerds out together stays together!
Stick ‘em up!
Trust us, we are not coming any closer. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage!
Just because you can…
…doesn’t mean you should. The artist who created this is incredible; however the choice of canvas is slightly disturbing.
Another Creepin’ Dad
There is nothing weirder than seeing a picture of a man ogling his naked, pregnant wife’s butt. Moving on…
Cheetara
We kind of feel bad that the “circle of life” didn’t end with these two. This poor baby cheetah-child!
There you have it! Thirty-one incredibly weird pregnancy photos!