Kids Say the Darnedest Things
The beauty of children is that they are so innocent and unaware of things in the world. This can sometimes lead them to say just the craziest things, especially when it comes to revealing secrets and habits of their home life to people. These kids had a lot to say about their parents when asked about them.
Letting Your Hair Down
When this student was asked to create a recap of his weekend, he revealed that his mom got drunk. Thankfully the teacher understood the need to let your hair down while being a parent.
Let’s face it, nobody looks good when they first wake up. However, this mother makes quite the transformation from first waking up to when she’s going out to dinner.
Drink of Choice
When asked what their moms liked to do in their free time, this student revealed that his mother enjoys drinking wine. There’s nothing wrong with that, but we can see how she could be a little embarrassed.
Unfortunately, there is nothing spectacular about this father according to his child. At least he has a job and enjoys the occasional drink to relax.
Kids don’t hold back their opinions. This child recognizes that his father is a little overweight. However, he doesn’t have to be so mean about it!
Apparently this child’s father doesn’t care for Facebook too much. However, his mother is constantly on Facebook. Sounds about right.
When asked to draw a picture, this is what one child came up with. We can only assume that is the mother feeling comfortable around her family.
When asked to draw a picture of his mom, this is what he came up with. It looks like gender roles are in full force at this household.
Behind Closed Doors
Here we may have a little miscommunication about what actually goes on behind closed doors. He’ll learn eventually. At least they have a cheerleader.
This child isn’t afraid to throw some shade at his dad. Although, it does sound like the father should go see a doctor if this is in fact a problem.
When asked to create a profile of her father, this is what Emmah came up with. Apparently her father is about the same age as she is!
No More Meatloaf
Not everyone is a fantastic cook. This mother seems to really mess up making a meatloaf though. So much so that when she stopped making it, her child made her a “Thank You” card.
Child of Divorce
Divorce can really impact a child and their mentality. As you can see, this kid wants his parents to get back together, but knows that it will never happen.
The thing that stands out the most about this child’s father is the mole on his forehead. It isn’t any ordinary mole, though. Apparently it’s huge!
Well this image is truly disturbing. It looks like one of these parents left abruptly and abandoned the family. We can only imagine how much therapy this kid is going to have to go through.
We learn from an early age just how important money is to people. Unfortunately, as children we don’t have much of it. This child knows exactly how that feels and isn’t afraid to admit it.
It’s always interesting to see just how kids see themselves when they draw portraits. This child either thinks our arms are on the side of our heads or his family has some pretty interesting ear shapes.
Lots to Unpack
There seems to be a lot to unpack here in this picture. First, it looks like the mother is going to the bathroom while holding a present. We can only imagine what this child was picturing.
Oh how hilarious kids are when they don’t know how to spell correctly. While this girl wasn’t necessarily wrong, that definitely wasn’t what she meant.
The Truth Brush
It looks like this kid has some self esteem issues to work through. Rather than a toothbrush, he has created a truth brush that is just a tad bit hurtful.
Sure, children are told that their parents will wrestle with each other at times. However, this kid has a complete fantasy of his parents wrestling in a WWE ring.
Body Image Perception
It’s safe to say that this picture is of a woman and not a man. We just wonder if it’s a self portrait.
Kids are hilarious when they discover their bodies. This child decided to stay true to anatomy when creating this art project.
This kid has a very active imagination. Here we see him riding in on a t-rex with a sword ready to conquer the world.
When asked to draw the relationship between his mom and dad, this is what he drew. It sounds like every other parents’ relationship according to children.
It looks like this kid lives in a pretty haunted house. We’ve got Jack Skeleton, a ghost, and what looks like David Bowie living in his house. Talk about an interesting family.
We all start out drawing stick figures. Some of us advance to more complex drawings, while others just add more features to their stick figures. Take this child for example, he added extremely long fingers to his figures.
We can only imagine that this is a very big miscommunication. While it looks like this mother works as a stripper, we’re sure there is a logical explanation for this photo.
It definitely isn’t easy being a parent and sometimes they lose their patience and yell. This is how one child sees the angry face that his mother has while yelling at him.
Well this looks like it’s straight out of a scary movie. At least the family had a nice and peaceful time without the demon stalking them.
This is what one child drew when asked to draw a picture of his father. Well, he isn’t completely wrong, but next time let’s add some clothes.
Let this be a lesson to all parents, always lock your passport up! This child decided to add some decorative items to his father’s passport.
We don’t know of any child that likes sushi. This one seems to absolutely love it though. We predict she is going to have some pretty expensive taste when she gets older.
These parents definitely don’t have to worry about their child picking up a cigarette any time soon. It seems like they scared the bejeezus out of him!
It’s all fun and games until the aliens come down to play. This kid’s imagination truly does run wild.