Thing are a bit different in Russia. Whether it’s the super cold winters or just the amounts of Vodka consumed by the locals. Dating apps and websites are all the rage now that technology has advanced so much. We can connect with people from almost anywhere in the world and find love. However, the first thing people see on your profile is your picture. These pictures from a Russian dating site are so scary that these people are definitely still single.
Just a Girl and Her Chicken
If you don’t get along with my chicken, then I can’t be with you.
The Ax Women
You’ll want to sleep with one eye open when dating this girl.
The Paranormal Lover
Get ready to binge watch scary movies if you decide to go on a date with her.
The Essentials
You just need a glass of wine and some chicken wings to win this woman’s heart.
Roses are Red
This woman definitely Photoshops her photos.
The Demon
You may want to call an exorcist before going on your first date with this girl.
Got Bread?
Women loves carbs and dogs, and this guy has both.
The Bartender
She’s just looking for someone she can make vodka martinis for every day after work.
Only Real Men Wear Pink
This is an interesting outfit choice, but if it works, then good for him.
Cold As Ice
There is no guarantee that her heart isn’t as cold as she ice she is posing with.
Jingle Bells
If you don’t love Christmas, then this guy is not for you.
The Model
She’s got the face only a mother could love.
Lounge Wear
Because every girl wants a man who can pull off sweatpants every day.
The Clown
If you’re looking for someone with a sense of humor, you’ve found him.
She’s Still Got It
This grandmother is clearly letting her suitors know that she’s still got what it takes to make a man happy.
Always Cold
You can expect to give this girl your jacket when she gets cold during your date.
The Chameleon
If a ninja is what you’re looking for, this girl is perfect. She blends right on in with her surroundings.
All Dolled Up
She obviously tried her best to look good for this picture. Sometimes your best just isn’t enough though.
Locked and Loaded
He’s just searching for an avid gun lover like himself. Is that too much to ask?
The Fisherman
This guy enjoys fishing, but he has his own version of it.
The Environmentalist
She likes walks in nature, rolling around in muddy water, and drinking lots of beer outdoors.
This is How I Bathe
Why is it a trend to take baths with your clothes on in Russia?
Junk in the Trunk
Not sure why she’s in the trunk of a car, but she’s probably worth getting to know.
The Romantic
He’s ready for the woman of his dreams to walk through that door, no matter how long he has to wait.
She Likes Meat
If you’re looking for a vegetarian, keep swiping.
Not Yours
This translates to “Not Yours,” which is probably still true.
Flexin’
Not only is this guy super flexible, but he’s flexing his car and the fact that he has two bottles of beer.
Athletic AF
This guy is always ready for some kind of sports game, no matter what kind of shape he’s in.
Not Looking for a Relationship
This girl clearly is not looking for a serious relationship.
Rich and Famous
This guy is clearly trying to let the ladies know that he’s got money. He probably could have done it in a classier way though.